![]() ![]() Venture capitalists soon started pouring in cash with the primary business lien specified that they would continue to bring a steady supply of clever, pretty young boys into the San Francisco metropolis with a 94%-5% split of fat chicks who could cook, and looked like a 9.5 after seventeen refills at the keg on a Friday night. Shoplifting at a local 7-11 provided the initial funding, beer and snacks required to get the party started. Having spent the money on beer, chips & dip however a second bankruptcy was declared on April 1st 2009 and the parties assets 8000 T-Shirts, 4000 cases of wine and a popcorn machine were sold to Frackable Systems for 25 cents.ĭr James T Kirk left his job as captain of the star ship Enterprise to found Silicon Graphics in 1982 along with a group of seven midgets from Canada and Mr. On, Fishhead Bob filed the party for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection with a view to re-launching it as a 'real business' to fool hapless investors out of another $70 million. The doorman, Fishhead Bob, became unpopular with the parties several thousand permanent guests with the most frequent complaint being that the party was "no fun anymore" - a thinly veiled reference to the fact that sales expense accounts no longer covered hookers, cocaine and extra-marital BMW's. Crackhead bob was later shot dead and replaced by a doorman whose job it was to keep Bill Gates from Bill Gatescrashing the party. He appointed party goers Crackhead Bob & 'Teej' as co-hosts. Kirk eventually left the party to go off an invent Mozilla Firefox and then founded a huge multimillion dollar floating private party for himself. The party soon went international with European subsidiaries introducing such concepts as beautiful women and sex.ĭr. Hamill later invented the Geometry Pipeline: a really angular looking sort of beer bong, huge sales of which rocketed the party into early profitability. ![]() The plan was to finance the purchase of beer & t-shirts by producing a line of 3D aluminum foil helmets designed to prevent government mind control based on a design by Mark Hamill a post-graduate student under Dr. It was conceived as the worlds first self financing social event by Dr. Silicon Graphics (commonly initialised to SGI) (then formally initialized to sgi when graphics wasn't selling too well) was the longest running frat party ever thrown at Stanford University located in Palo Alto, California. “Whaddaya have to do to get a cup of coffee in this shitty little country?” “I'd like to insert this object into your pipeline.” “Step over to the margarita machine and we'll talk pricing” ~ Krypto the Superdog on SGI's lame flight sim game “Dr.Death destroyed I_Fucked_Fergie with a 20mm cannon” ~ Bill Clinton on visiting SGI in 1990something Bunch of geeks, but they had some cute fat chicks” ~ Oscar Wilde on SGI's painting in the attic On the floor before it lies a pile of rubble, twisted metal, burnt US dollars and grisly human remains” There is a dagger piercing the canvas, with dripping blood. “I see a fine oil painting of rows of bright modern buildings, surrounded by green manicured lawns, filled with busy happy young men. For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Silicon Graphics. ![]()
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